Summer of 2010

Its 31 degrees C in my city with 43% humidity. I write this is in my boxers bcoz its genuinely too hot to wear clothes. And its 2:21am.

Yes, 2:21am and tht temperature. Somehow, the weather gods are mad at my city. In the day the temperature is anywhr between 40-46 degrees C with 25% humidity and at nite its 30-36 degrees C with humidity goin upto 90% almost every other nite. This means that there is no respite from the heat and ur hot 24/7. Best part is that this isnt even peak summer, thts 15 days away.

Now common sense would suggest ceiling fan on high and/or an air conditioner shud solve that. Well, the fan works but hot air circulation has it side effects.

My 12am - 7am look

So why not put the AC on dude? Well I can't. In a sheer act of brilliance I hired morons to install it for me. They turned up on Wednesday to inspect the wires and AC's location and stuff. Then on Thursday the electrician finished the wiring bits, the carpenter fixed the place where it was to be installed and the AC guys got the machine ready. So Thursday nite I am ready to sleep in a room which I may or may not cool down to 18 Degrees C. I step into the room. Look at the AC. It looks back with a cold feeling in its vents. I dare the humidity to go high. And go towards the switch. At which point my electrician tells me "I got the wrong switch, I ll bring the right one tomorrow". The humidity, well does wat I dared it to do. I dont despair. I shall be cold tomorrow.

Friday arrives and its pleasant. The day peaks at 42, so I know it wont be that bad. The AC guys finish their bit and prepare it. The carpenter finishes almost all of his job. The electrician arrives. Fixes everything. As he prepares to leave, I get ready to test drive my machine. At which point I am rudely interrupted by the electrician who tells me "U cant put it on now, the wire connected to the meter needs to be replaced and its sealed so only the power company guys can do that. I ll take care of it in the afternoon today and by tomorrow this time it ll be done". At 42, I am a lil pissed off but I dont care. One more day buddy, jus one more. Saturday arrives, and by 3pm the carpenter and the AC guys hav readied everything. They get ready to say their goodbyes when one suggests that if the electrician is on his way they ll jus let him finish and test it out. I call the electrician and he says he ll be thr in 20. 30mins later he says I jus put in the application form and Monday 12pm the power company guy will arrive.

My Electrician

I have never felt more hatred in my heart. I scream I yell. The AC guys call the electrician and yell too. The carpenter calls the electrician and yells too. My driver was having a bad day so he yelled at the electrician too. And then the phone came back to me. The electrician apologised and assured us not to pay him a penny if he is a minute later than 12pm. I yell the last time, well wat I thot wud be the last time, and then hung up. The AC guys and the carpenter patted me on my shoulder, as if to assure me that 1.5 days wud jus pass without me noticing it. I give them a bleak smile. 2 hours later the humidity shoots up and I call the electrician and ask him to come home so I could yell at him in person. He apologises again and promises to not take a penny if he doesn't arrive on Monday.

So as its an early Sunday morn, m back to looking like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Hopefully tomorrow nite will be the last nite I have to sport that look. Or else m tying my electrician to the highest tree I can find at precisely 12:01pm. Ciao.